The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

February 2013

P.S. I despise typos.

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So, what do you do on your last day of being Pope? Do you sign yearbooks with “Stay holy” and “See you next papacy” or what?

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I had no clue women were particularly displeased with Marissa Mayer. I just thought everyone was.

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@cliftonite Their product sounds like ED medicine, and how the animate/draw their logo doesn’t help.

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@cliftonite …the desire to make the arrangement work.

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@cliftonite I think it all depends on the people involved (their preferences), the tools utilized, and (probably most importantly)…

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@cliftonite I think there is most likely a balance that can be found between the two. Neither one is optimal at 100%.

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@cliftonite Don’t get me wrong. I’ve loved working from home, but I’ve found great value in working in an office as well.

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@cliftonite As lame as this memo appears, I feel sorry for people who have never had a truly great experience working together in an office.

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I adore, hug, and spend lots of my free time with three people who have repeatedly thrown up on me. Parenthood: pretty cool.

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@Blazeorange Nope. They’ve always been that slow.

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My fridge stopped working. That’s not cool.

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@Coudal The Little Artist Formerly Known as Prince

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Neither are my favorite sports teams, but live sporting events are usually fun. yfrog.com/obp0lhrj

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I had Lucky Charms for breakfast, because I sometimes propagate stereotypes. Also: white men can’t jump.

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One of my top 5 bands of the past decade, again not disappointing me: “@wearephoenix: New song here!!! l.lbs.im/18

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@stevealfandre I can’t believe you’re not freaking out on Twitter about the Terps victory.

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@gilbertglee If the next Tanner Hack Night doesn’t result in a Harlem Shake video, I think you’re doing something wrong.

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@danielpunkass But not grateful to the wizards at @NOAA because they won’t name the thing (despite warning you about it)?

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Hotdogs in bed. Not a euphemism. No, seriously. No, for real. I’m. not. joking. Oh just forget it.

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@taddgiles Hey, can I borrow some for my Nigerian cousin?

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If your ESPN Scorecenter crashes after the latest update, just delete the app and re-download. Worked for me.

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I kept wanting to call the one guy Copernicus.

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Here goes nothing.

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