I saved my calculations for my Elevation Dock weight guess, just in case I actually win, and they ask me how I did it. #supernerd
I’m pretty sure a real donkey wouldn’t be so depressed about losing his tail.
@Paulseys Have them ship your boots to my place, then I’ll ship ‘em on to the UK….
Just pulled another tooth. It’s lots easier when it isn’t yours.
At some point somebody truly will send the BEST regards ever, and the rest of us will need to acknowledge that ours are, at best, 2nd best.
@bobby Fischer, why’d you go all anti-US and not just stick to chess? (PS, your movie was just okay)
@cliftonite P.S. I won’t hold my breath for that $1M. Also, we trashed our Foreman because it just makes dry meat. Charcoal, FTW.
@cliftonite Not BLAZING, but hot. Those wet paper towels will heat up, and steam your grill, making it super easy to wipe right off. NBD.
@cliftonite After you cook, wet a couple pair of paper towels, gently squeeze them out, lay them inside the unplugged grill, and voila.
@Blazeorange Prove it.
OH: “Why do you have hands? So you can pull down your pants.”
Unsubscribed from @threadless newsletters completely. I finally had to admit that their not-very-new email format is totally useless.
Right-click in the message-entry field in Messages to insert screen shots or other images. Handy.
@danielpunkass Or at least put Messages into the background. That seemed to work for me.
Installed a fresh copy of Windows XP (SP 3, no less). 110 updates to go. I love OS X.
I found out today that I got a new boss 12 days ago. Businessing in action. That’s a verb now.
@manton Much like the Violent Femmes (with regards to the double space, then backspace for the period), “I do it all the time! (yeah yeah)”
@DavidStensrud That just makes them extra fruity, and you’re the loopy one.
Just left a meeting. Totally aced it. Those things are graded, right?
@pixelworkers A travishamockery, but I look forward to the day. If only I could live in Gary, Indiana, I’d have both a song and a t-shirt ;)
@pixelworkers Might those living near The Great Salt Lake be in luck, or just those up by the HOMES?
@willie It’s true. People love spreadsheets. d.lbs.im/QN5n
@stevenf YOU ARE THE BEST AUDIO REMASTERERER AND EDIT PERSON EVER (SAID IN THE STYLE OF CHOCK)
@cliftonite Nope. Just be quick about it. 52tiger.net/put-ios-5-news…
@cliftonite Not sure why you haven’t banished Newsstand to a proper sub folder… twitpic.com/8f6cei
I’m really non-confrontational about some things, but I’d rather not talk about it.
@notch You get all twisted up with them, leaving debris everywhere. And despair. And death.
@dcharrison Maybe I just need to make more Airplane! references, or post links to YouTube. www.youtube.com/watch?&a…
@hotdogsladies Or maybe you’re just a fan of that scene in Airplane! youtube.com/watch?v=fVq4_H…
@FieldNotesBrand Although the new Red is nice, the reason I bought so many Fire Spotters was because of the dot grid, not the color red.
@danielpunkass Now if only you could get the librarian to buy MarsEdit, you’d be set.
Heard a Jambox in person. Although it has some good uses, I’m thrilled I didn’t buy one sight unseen. (P.S. I love my Sonos Play:5)