The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

February 2019

@kylemartino @MenInBlazers Boy, it really goes downhill there at the end.

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@darth yes darth this is the same hash brown it was folded in half you can see the top tucks under the the bottom o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ko

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@joenobk Who needs seismographs, when there are light sleepers?

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If he didn’t call in his cousins with all the sweet hookups, then maybe. twitter.com/JasonKirkSBN/s…

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A person who just walked by my desk smelled like celery. That’s a different form of crop dusting.

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@TrumpsTies I’m so proud of you for volunteering at various shelters ;)

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@willie Yeah. It was tiny. The rattling shower doors woke this light sleeper up… and I was asleep again before thetwitter.com/i/web/status/1…phSf

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May it sustain the weight of our gluttony forever. twitter.com/gray/status/10…

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@darth How close are we to the end of your hibernation my fren?

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@Blazeorange All your eye toons are belong to me.

Truthfully, I… just… spent 5 minutes figuring out what serie..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9C

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- How to use Illustrator
- Electronics, Maker-stuff
- Auto repair twitter.com/jessicahische/…

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@MattRix Very. Despite how much I enjoy the game, the short life of weapons is constantly a complaint of mine. I al..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wj

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@MattRix Because of this very thing, I quickly got into the habit of simply blowing up every crate with one of the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dt

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