@shauninman …and includes @longbored on his list of beta testers. ;)
@danielpunkass Nor does Clifford eat his own vomit, lick his junk, or scrape his butt on the carpet.
@cliftonite In general the Kindle isn’t very good at audio. Great for reading. Not much else.
@cliftonite Tell me how downloading an audiobook on an iOS device works out for you…
@cliftonite A touch screen would be nice, but you obviously were doing too much navigating and not enough actual reading.
@johndilworth @cliftonite Finally you’ve found a way to cut back on all those extra pillows on the couch.
@cliftonite I disagree. Rather, I don’t think it’s a fair comparison. That’s like comparing your digital watch to your iPhone
I’m on a gondola http://flic.kr/p/9CHv8C
Going into the playoffs I didn’t like our chances against the Grizzlies. I still don’t. #maybenextyear #gospursgo #sigh
The message conveyed by the Clifford (the big red dog) theme song is that you don’t love your own dog very much. That’s why (s)he’s so small
@cliftonite “Indeedicus” FTW
@danielpunkass I know a great desktop blog editor you should use if you decide to create a(nother) blog ;)
STOP.
VACATION TIME!
<insert MC Hammer-isms here />
I’m honestly disappointed that Natalie Imbruglia stopped making music.
@zeldman Double Happiness also sounds like a Sushi roll
@Mathewh No need to explain. I’ve worn one continually since their release for the same reasons. http://twitpic.com/4nlqbv
@cliftonite No. They all suck. The best one is the one you build for yourself.
@Mathewh RadioShack is a good source for LiveStrong bracelets. No more mail order in 10-packs
MY HEAD A SPLODE! #headachefor24hoursandcounting
@cliftonite the same, and still have more of a corporate/stuffy feel to them than an intuitive feel.
@cliftonite Didn’t make any sense to me at the time (and didn’t fit my needs then either). Now it seems that most Drupal installs look…
@cliftonite Drupal was the first CMS I tried. I hated it.
@isglitchopen I’d love to have started Better Learning 4 or 5 before it shut down. Wish I would have known it would close early today.
@hotdogsladies No real benefits, but the large downside is that somebody might want to tether to it if you jailbreak it.
@shauninman When you smash your Time Machine, it’d be awesome if you yelled “PC LOAD LETTER” at it as well.
Judging by all the email I supposedly send myself, I must be poorly-endowed, impotent, watch-wearing dude.
@cabel My bad. After trying a combo of of bing.com/email, I realized that was wrong (but sent another idea about email harvesting)
@cabel The actual URL itself is irrelevant, and is prominent enough it won’t get flagged (like their russian email address would)
@cabel Potentially so that you’ll auto-respond to that email address, and they’ll collect a legit email address for themselves. cont…
I’ve been stood up two (work) days in a row for pre-arranged lunches (with two different people). Starting to think it might be personal.
Owl City’s “Alligator Sky” (Lost Sun Remix) MP3 - j.mp/fr7GWa
@cliftonite We prefer to be called “foodies”
@cliftonite That was my youngest’s response when it was passed. It uh… could have been said quieter.
“WHEAT bread?!”
@SportsGuy33 Here’s that Heidi Watney video (reposted) youtube.com/watch?v=R5dJdK…
“I don’t have homework for 4 weeks!” Now you understand school, my child. Now you get it.
@dodgerscribe Some of us Dodger fans live here (in UT) as well. Come back in a month and it’ll be perfect.
@cliftonite HOW ABOUT iYOURMOM IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
@therobfoster Ugly. My main problem is with the grill. Although the rest of it has nice lines I can’t get over the fugliness of the grill.
I despise when people ask for a retweet.
Shaking my fist at the T-6 Torx screwdriver needed to properly upgrade a MacBook Pro’s hard drive. (smallest I have is T-8)
@cameronmoll The high deductible is a bit intimidating at 1st, but since the HSA can roll over year after year it becomes less of a concern.
@cameronmoll I know you didn’t ask, but I can’t say enough about getting a high deductible plan along with an HSA.
@michaelianblack Dream big. Reach for the stars. (Also, stop disolving Ambien in your hot chocolate).
@DavidStensrud Gotta hand it to them for keeping the streak going.