@CurveDigital I spent too much time hunting codes. “Wait. If I’m enjoying the marketing this much, I bet the game is fantastic.” Purchased
I’m rather picky about artists covering The Beatles.
@AJEllis17 You’ll always have a place in LA. You’ll be missed. Thanks for all you’ve done, and good luck!
@Dodgers A.J., you’ll be missed. You’ll always be a Dodger. Good luck!
@willie ICYMI pic.twitter.com/uyhz2bnguH
@dubsmith919 Yes. As punishment/reward, you won’t be invited to take your picture hoisting it.
Idea: Paint a giant triforce on a wall, with stairs leading up to it, so people of various height can take pictures ‘holding the triforce’.
@WebEx Feature request on OS X: have a preference to automatically enable “Do Not Disturb” (on the system) when presenting/sharing.
@SpotifyCares It’d be great if there were a way to flag non-explicit-flagged songs as explicit.
@Dinnerbone “Upen”
I left it there. If you want it, go here. pic.twitter.com/IGBuOCQFh2
@willie Agreed. The “remove duplicates” is a nice recent addition, and the old pivot-the-data routine is… tired.
Found a hubcap. It’ll be right here. Let me know if you want it. I’ll be right by it for a few more minutes.
Ulysses S. Grant, speaking of Gawker… probably. (With extra emphasis on the latter part.pic.twitter.com/O3hS86NztUtU
@Adrian_ElTitan Awesome game today! Well done. Keep it up.
@danthat What’s the point of the players in a football match?
@utahpadre Matt Kemp?
@Dodgers 439′ True Distance #TMGSTrivia
@Phillies Classy. Seriously. Well done.
My 5 year-old, describing his “amazing house”: “And I’m going to have a CHICKEN MACHINE!”
@willie No Mans Buy?
For any other Utah-based HVAC DIY-types, allow me to recommend @allredsinc. Helpful, friendly staff, and good prices. Great experience.
@simoncholland No, because then I’d feel like I should delete mine… twitter.com/longbored/stat…
Okay, now for real. I’m done. We now return you to your regularly scheduled (1-a-day?) tweeting.
When you go to put on your favorite @cottonbureau shirt, and realize it’s dirty. pic.twitter.com/xTxoFYOr7E
When you a random person you follow spams your feed with stuff you’d rather not read. (I’m done.) pic.twitter.com/PeOmZm0eoO
When that really good @pluralsight course you were watching ends. pic.twitter.com/U52gOprnR6
When you underdressed, and only have a parka to cover you up. pic.twitter.com/vLtqSLX8PF
When you realize the coupon expired, just as you were going to use it. pic.twitter.com/azYtS2n0cM
When your new password doesn’t fit the non-two-factor-authentication-website’s password guidelines. pic.twitter.com/ce0NpYv5dM
When you get woken up 45 minutes before you know your alarm is going to go off, and you can’t go back to sleep. pic.twitter.com/dddRfc5qzD
When you try to press Esc, but you press F1 instead (and, of course, the help viewer is taking _forever_ to launch). pic.twitter.com/jowXpWlNyT
When your Prime delivery stretches to a third day. (#firstworldproblems) pic.twitter.com/xtkZcAJlpm
When you forgot it’s Taco Tuesday, and you packed a lunch. pic.twitter.com/y85W2F4752
When you realize you left your @FieldNotesBrand notebook in your other pants (or suit). pic.twitter.com/ibuKBTcuM1
When your question gets flagged as a duplicate on Stack Overflow, but your question is different. pic.twitter.com/9mlqvAu6J2
When you realize it’s a 1-based index, instead of a 0-based index. pic.twitter.com/LmxXYaYgET
When there’s no wifi, and you didn’t save the playlist for offline listening. /cc @Spotify pic.twitter.com/f49GJ5IaWP
When you run the test again, but forgot to save the code. pic.twitter.com/Us76hKygnW
When the key is Alt instead of Command. pic.twitter.com/9Xi1aqrqNg
When they release new phones, but you just upgraded. pic.twitter.com/IuQqEbqsdK
@paulmayne Nice to meet you today. Really, I love @dayone, and was glad to get a chance to tell you in person.
@stop Imagine the cramping she experienced mid-song… 😉
Maybe they meant to ask, “Who lets the dog out?” … I know the answer to that. It’s me. I repeatedly let the dog out. She’s gotta pee.
@derfnap “Orange you sad I forgot your birthday?” (… I have no clue, especially because English doesn’t have masculine/feminine words.)
“Overly cautious entry”. Good enough for my German skills.
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What’s the German word for when you type extra slow because it’s your third password attempt and you don’t want to lock yourself out?
@georgemadestuff Any word on this giveaway, or have you had second thoughts? ;)
@bbedit Any chance of supporting VirtualEnv when editing Python projects?
@dubsmith919 I can’t help but to have lost a bit of respect for you, but I’m glad you changed.
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@dubsmith919 The mystery will make it more fun.
It’s 95°F and you’re wearing jeans and a sweatshirt? You overdressed.
Also angrily and loudly talking to yourself? We’re good. Forget it.
@gruber A great chance to tour one of these, and it’s right in your neighborhood: twitter.com/MormonNewsroom…