The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

March 2014

Update: 3 for 4. Quit while I’m ahead?

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to longbored

I went 2 for 3 today on plugging in USB devices the correct way my first try. Time to call it a day.

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@cliftonite I’m not sure if we have. Apart from two of his Alcatraz books, and the Infinity Blade books, I’ve read everything else.

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to cliftonlabrum

Hey @BrandSanderson, I really really really really liked Words of Radiance. Well done.

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shauninman Fauxment of Clarity: When you think you’ve finally sussed out a problem only to find yourself no closer to a solution hours later.

via web (retweeted on 9:59 AM, Mar 25th, 2014 via web)

@ds Worst case of torso discrimination I’ve ever seen.

via web in reply to ds

@brandon_ras @cliftonite “You don’t have clearance to Romeo Oscar Charlie Kilo out. Over. No, seriously. This is over.”

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to brandon_ras

No joke. An email I actually look forward to every weekday: NextDraft: The Day’s Most Fascinating News - cc @davepell

via web

Good. freaking. night. Have you seen what @FieldNotesBrand made? Really. I’m practically speechless.

via web

PSA: The bridge of my nose has twitched several times today.

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I agree. The shift button on 7.1 is dumb.

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@MenInBlazers “Man U” being in one of the envelopes all along.

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I feel obligated to share this.

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Just when you think people are starting to understand technology, I’m on a 94-email-long chain of people saying “Don’t reply to all!”

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It appears we discovered a way to have the kids sleep in - just pretend it’s later in the day.

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“Are those donuts?”

They’re people. You’re not wearing your glasses, and you’re fasting.

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I was feeling pleased with my 85 in Flappy Bird until I saw my nephew’s score of 621.

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@Jon_Kessler Now if only you could get somebody at Omnicom to drink the Kool-aid.

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to Jon_Kessler

Pouring rain. Just drove by a car wash. One car getting washed. Kinda concerning?

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@khoi I see what you did there… “Nice comments”

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terry_shipman Let’s see if we can beat the Oscar re-tweets!

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:05 PM, Mar 4th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS)

@beep But the real question is, are you still living in Argentina?

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to beep

@beep Pomade.

Plus, why do you own all the guns now? And have a barbed wire tattoo? Aviators too.

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