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Woke up early. Couldn’t go back to sleep because I was too excited for Opening Day.
/cc @Dodgers
still disappointed in these tbh
0% of the sweet potato chips made me glad to be eating those instead of real potato chips why do bad things happen to good people
my wife sent sweet potato chips with me for lunch today and I’m starting to think she’s trying to poison me send help
@Blazeorange Not sure how I can top this. *closes twitter for the day*
@Blazeorange carpe peeum
@Blazeorange just pee
And me.
//cc @beep twitter.com/runasand/statu…
I’m pretty sure this was mentioned in the federalist papers. twitter.com/badbanana/stat…
@NWSSaltLakeCity Just spotted this odd pair of clouds in Riverton..#utwxwpic.twitter.com/5Q99hgxEgfgf
@stevenf 🎶 “Ain’t nothin’ but a G[B]-thang baby” 🎶
@danthat Fortunately, Mario doesn’t slide all over the place in this version, like he has in others.
@willie I mean REALLY - that foil cover, and split fountain reticle pattern printing inside. I’d go with West (though East is more iconic).
@PatrickRothfuss I just finished NotW and WMF yet again. They’re so good. Thanks again.
@SpotifyCares Should I keep pointing these out here, or go through the (newish?) “Suggest an Edit” menu item?
@danthat I think you’re safe.
@MenInBlazers Take your time.
@davepell Honestly, your ability to come up with these section titles continues to blow me away. Well done.
@darth worst. augustus. gloop. ever.
@SunOfSeldo Thank you!
@rogbennett Congratulations! #notcrap
danthat REMEMBER if a bear starts telling you about Art, stay absolutely still and PLAY DEAD interested. Nod your head and make ‘mmm hmm’ noises
“I pity the rule(r)!” twitter.com/FacesPics/stat…
@RealTimeWWII Turns out there’s actually 1 thing I agree with…