The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

October 2012

@gruber It sucks to lose so handily to a team that ends up doing the same thing. Then again, I’m a Dodgers fan, so I hate the Giants anyway.

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@stevealfandre Let’s be honest: the diaper explosions always feel like they’re worse than any other natural disaster.

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@stevenf I just cry openly, and let my kids think I’m a total softie.

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@cliftonite Just the adapter for the controller. SNES9X, Nestopia, and Virtual Boy Advance each worked easily with them.

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Got a couple USB Super RetroPorts in the mail today. Flawless performance and quality. Very pleased. l.lbs.im/12 /cc @shauninman

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I over-estimated the time required (by a long-shot) the project I just finished. Either that, or I’m a friggin’ genius. Or both. Or neither.

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@cliftonite Probably. I’ll stop using them once I stop buying movies on discs. Yes, I buy movies on discs.

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@cliftonite I’ve burned two CDs in the past week (4 in the past 2 months), and ripped numerous DVDs (almost digitized my whole library)

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@cliftonite Use your iPhone if you’re concerned about weight. The 15” is a beautiful machine about which I have no complaints.

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@cliftonite Good idea to plan for the <1% of your time using a computer.

Wait, no, that’s a dumb idea. Also, that extra width won’t matter

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@cliftonite A 13” always begs for another monitor whereas a 15” argues that you don’t really need one. The weight difference is irrelevant.

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@lonelysandwich Nice video. I wish Arthur didn’t have a dead fish hand shake at 1:13.

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@therobfoster Now it’s *really* “specialized”. See what I did there? I referenced the brand of the bike to….

I’ll show myself out.

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@gdzl_la Fair enough. Thanks for the response.

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@gdzl_la Getting a “GDZLLA SMASH SERVER (ERROR)” (sorry for yelling). Any tips?

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Testing out this guy’s instructions on URL shortening with @shauninman’s Lessn: l.lbs.im/11

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Just finished another @FieldNotesBrand book (usually for usage # 18). Moving on to Soybeans. twitpic.com/b5x87d

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@cliftonite Worth every penny to not have to carry around that Disc Man, and heavy Case Logic binder thingie.

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@cliftonite I still have my original 1st gen iPod. 2 whole freakin’ GB. Move over Leo, *I* was the king of the world.

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@cliftonite Twitter.com always works, and it’s free… with ads. Or here’s an idea: buy into some other social networking platform…

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@cliftonite As one of the biggest Tapbots fans I know, and the person most excited I know (just for the beta of this thing) shame on you.

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It’d be great if I could unfollow certain topics.

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@AaronNevins That one is just decorated for Halloween. Go on in!

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@iaminigomontoya There is something I ought to tell you.

I am not left-handed either.
<insert sword flourish here />

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@iaminigomontoya You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.

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@bobby That’s inconceivable! I mean, inconsimplicticable!

Also: youtube.com/watch?v=LfWDil…

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@therobfoster At least you still have your nunchuck, and computer hacking skills.

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@cliftonite Indeed. I could call AAA, but I’d prefer she just show up… if she can find the spare key.

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Locked my keys in my car. Like a boss.

(2nd time ever, but still pretty funny)

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@NealAMaxwell A slight misquote. His book actually says “…that for many persons changing others is so exciting…”

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@MenInBlazers @Cmonyeespurs The real question is how many times they could bring up Sir @iandarkeespn, , and Gingees.

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@cliftonite Each of those things are relative, and weighed in drastically different ways.

(Says the guy who works in a pure MS shop.)

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What’s the average number of “unsubscribe” requests it takes before Adobe finally leaves you alone?

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Eavesplopper (noun): a person secretly listening to a conversation while hiding in a bathroom stall.

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Sam Cooke’s short-lived 7 year career is highly underrated. Best $5 you can spend today: amazon.com/dp/B001BG4J2C/

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