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October 2014

The two oldest each brought back 9 pounds of candy. Slackers. Sent them back out in different costumes.

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siri what is like headphones except a muzzle for people talking about stupid things at work question mark

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I just looked at the second page of Google search results.

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@therobfoster If they didn’t speed up the video to match the song’s speed, I’d be completely on board. Still pretty crazy.

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@therobfoster If it isn’t CGI, it still feels like less coordination than some of their other videos.

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TIL, anything is possible, including people somehow not knowing about Zombo.com.

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@agnesheyer Maybe add some moss on rock(s)/trunks, random twigs, dead leaves on ground, mushrooms. Really, it looks good as-is.

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@rands I just used a Google Form the other day. Simple, solid, cheap/free.

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@rands The chainsaw one spoke deep into your soul. Let’s be honest.

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@MenInBlazers The raven should be carrying tiny sickles.

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@RideUTA Glad to help, but please don’t require me to wear a saucepan on my head while doing so. ;)

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Lately I feel like the Johnny Appleseed of finding things left behind on @RideUTA FrontRunner.

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@FieldNotesBrand What would it take to get a suggested (appropriately-themed) “practical application” put into a future edition?

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@willie Let’s not forget iocane powder. Great. Two more items added to my “Things I Need to Build Up an Immunity To” list.

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Emerging from their depressing cave of summer, the first Uggs of the season have been spotted, roaming free, signaling the end of humanity.

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@pixelworkers I love the 2 area. 1 is good too. 0 isn’t bad either. And all sub-zero is questionable. ;P

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A @comcast phone rep today tried to convince me their website was a third-party website, which is why it didn’t have all of their deals.

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@willie Glad to do it. I love the scouting program. And it helps that Jake is a good kid. You’re alright too, I guess. ;)

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GoPro video in . Now I’ve seen it all.

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I love that people are giving their talks in their native language. How cool.

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@LFC Considering how meticulously the dressing rooms are laid out each game, it surprises me that the hangers don’t match.

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