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May 2015

I just put Emoji’s into a presentation.



You’re probably right. Still, they’re there.

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@MenInBlazers Judging by the current music, whatever they pick will be on a 2 second loop. Not unlike their leadership.

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@MenInBlazers …the Jamaican National Hockey Team winning Gold at the Olympics.

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“Your body skin is really connected.” -my 3-year old. /cc @PreschoolGems

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SaraJChipps I just published “Papas, please let your babies grow up to be princesses.” on @Medium medium.com/@SaraJChipps/p…

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@gilbertglee @therobfoster @johndilworth (3) The Apple Watch, in my limited time trying one, felt like the latter, which didn’t interest me.

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@gilbertglee @therobfoster @johndilworth (2) just dismissing alerts. Fortunately, it serves as more of a timepiece than engagement point. …

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@gilbertglee @therobfoster @johndilworth (1) As a long-time Pebble user, I find I need to explain to people that I’m not being impatient, …

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@joenobk She’s like the Johnny Appleseed of PC food names. Maybe you can get a federal holiday in her honor. Wouldn’t hurt to ask.

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@joenobk The recipe we’re having for dinner tonight is called “Spoon Burgers”. No joke. They’re sloppy.

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@JimGaffigan Last night, my son kept saying “What do you think of _that_, Daniel?” and then doing “not a cool dance”. Great show.

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siri does three out of five nights of dealing with kid vomit make you a zombie question mark

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@notch “You write beautiful code.”

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@DropboxSupport Thanks for the response. That worked like a charm.

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Tonight my youngest puked down both of our front sides. AMA!

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Holy cow, how do you turn off this dumb floating @Dropbox icon on OS X?

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@willie Out of curiosity, I checked their account, and they seemed to have gotten a clue since this.

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Just saw somebody talking on a pay phone. The fourth is weak with that one.

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Speaking of which - What can think the unthinkable?

May the fourth be with you! Wait, I meant, “An ithberg”.

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Happy International Lisp Awareness Day!

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“Mmmm. It smells like recipe.” -my 3-year old. /cc @PreschoolGems

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@longbored Not a joke - I zapped my PRAM and that took care of it.

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