@willie Sell them to me. ;)
@willie I still have a tube of series 2 Think Different posters. Not getting rid of those. That’s for sure.
A giant, carnivorous, self-aware plant sticks its head out of a pipe in the ground, then goes back inside. Should you follow it? No, Mario.
@darbooth Is it the messed-up hair, or the messy workspace?
Part of me wants Kemp to always be the runner-up to MVP, so he’ll play this much better the year after. #KEMvP
Popcorn + orange juice #thisplusthat
Guava kind of sucks. Papaya, you’re not much, if any, better.
I really just want to watch about 5-10 minutes of SportsCenter each day. They don’t need to show me the rest.
The best proof that we need to implement some form of relegation in the NBA, is the Charlotte Bobcats this year. What a waste of a pro team.
@Mathewh Beat Sneak, Swordigo, Ticket to Ride
@willie You’d think with all the money he earns, not to mention the kingdom she has, that they’d be able to afford somewhere nicer.
Last item on SMB3 (for now): if the princess isn’t kidnapped until the end of the 7th world, what’s the point of the first 7 worlds?
@mrgan I used to put old (clean) folded up pants into a pillow case. Couldn’t get much firmer than that. That buckwheat option sounds nice.
Seriously, I love Super Mario Bros 3. P-wings, N-spades, coin ships, white mushroom houses, and of course - Tanooki Mario.
Also: spontaneously generated balls of fire which you can throw/bounce towards others? Even in water? Get real.
@owlcity Would you like a Hershey bar?
Let’s be honest: building giant flying ships as a deterrent or test of one’s skill is a waste of money.
@cliftonite It was the full dose of _something_. It was either that or pills twice daily. No thanks.
@cliftonite They gave me a shot, and sent me on my way. At least last night’s fever of 103 is gone. <insert reference to Hot Blooded here/>
Strep
@hotdogsladies I see what you did there.
@cliftonite Yeah, but it helps that I’m on the fourth floor of a building (on a large hill of sand). Extra shaking up here.
Earthquake in Utah. Small one. Especially for those of us from CA.
Good thing I locked my car overnight. In my completely enclosed home garage. With the windows all down.
@cliftonite If it works as well as their photoshop skills, I’d stay away from it: ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71HbO…
@Dodgers If we cared what Magic has to say at the end of every game, we’d follow him Maybe I’m just sore at today’s loss.
@hotdogsladies You should know that Aaron isn’t compatible with Kaliedoscope. You might want to see if Action Utilities is enabled. ;)
@therobfoster Why’d you put me through that?!
@mericanMcCarver @gknauss Traveshamockery. Horrible call. Go Dodgers. Yankees suck.
@ErikAbarca Of course, right after that, it comes right back up. Should have tweeted sooner.
@MenInBlazers Crossbar’s great year continues.
@danielpunkass The first rule of Earth Day is don’t talk about Earth Day.
@danielpunkass You did: “We eat weird sh*t, too. And it’s good!”
@danielpunkass Eating fecal matter is gross.
@AdiosMacondo ¡Jaja, de verdad! Solo conozco Ojalá, y Coincidir de él. Parece q’ necesito comprar más.
@AdiosMacondo Los q’ describen supersticiones.
@stevenf PC Laptops loves you. pclaptops.com (On the mobile site wait until the forth photo for proof. Plus, all their commercials)
Welcome to Moab. Home of absolutely no AT&T coverage.™
@hotdogsladies Firefox. profiles. (and be rid of your kid(s) using your instance of Firefox). If you use Safari, I’ve got nothing.
Some podcasts are really boring.
@CavanaghTom I’m all geared up for extra L’s, so this is going to be GREAT!
@shauninman But the development journal will undoubtedly have an interesting write-up about the solution.