The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

April 2012

@willie I still have a tube of series 2 Think Different posters. Not getting rid of those. That’s for sure.

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A giant, carnivorous, self-aware plant sticks its head out of a pipe in the ground, then goes back inside. Should you follow it? No, Mario.

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@darbooth Is it the messed-up hair, or the messy workspace?

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Part of me wants Kemp to always be the runner-up to MVP, so he’ll play this much better the year after.

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Guava kind of sucks. Papaya, you’re not much, if any, better.

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I really just want to watch about 5-10 minutes of SportsCenter each day. They don’t need to show me the rest.

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The best proof that we need to implement some form of relegation in the NBA, is the Charlotte Bobcats this year. What a waste of a pro team.

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@Mathewh Beat Sneak, Swordigo, Ticket to Ride

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@willie You’d think with all the money he earns, not to mention the kingdom she has, that they’d be able to afford somewhere nicer.

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Last item on SMB3 (for now): if the princess isn’t kidnapped until the end of the 7th world, what’s the point of the first 7 worlds?

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@mrgan I used to put old (clean) folded up pants into a pillow case. Couldn’t get much firmer than that. That buckwheat option sounds nice.

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Seriously, I love Super Mario Bros 3. P-wings, N-spades, coin ships, white mushroom houses, and of course - Tanooki Mario.

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Also: spontaneously generated balls of fire which you can throw/bounce towards others? Even in water? Get real.

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Let’s be honest: building giant flying ships as a deterrent or test of one’s skill is a waste of money.

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@cliftonite It was the full dose of _something_. It was either that or pills twice daily. No thanks.

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@cliftonite They gave me a shot, and sent me on my way. At least last night’s fever of 103 is gone. <insert reference to Hot Blooded here/>

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@cliftonite Yeah, but it helps that I’m on the fourth floor of a building (on a large hill of sand). Extra shaking up here.

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Earthquake in Utah. Small one. Especially for those of us from CA.

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Good thing I locked my car overnight. In my completely enclosed home garage. With the windows all down.

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@cliftonite If it works as well as their photoshop skills, I’d stay away from it: ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71HbO…

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@Dodgers If we cared what Magic has to say at the end of every game, we’d follow him Maybe I’m just sore at today’s loss.

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@hotdogsladies You should know that Aaron isn’t compatible with Kaliedoscope. You might want to see if Action Utilities is enabled. ;)

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@mericanMcCarver @gknauss Traveshamockery. Horrible call. Go Dodgers. Yankees suck.

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@ErikAbarca Of course, right after that, it comes right back up. Should have tweeted sooner.

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@danielpunkass The first rule of Earth Day is don’t talk about Earth Day.

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@danielpunkass You did: “We eat weird sh*t, too. And it’s good!”

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@AdiosMacondo ¡Jaja, de verdad! Solo conozco Ojalá, y Coincidir de él. Parece q’ necesito comprar más.

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@stevenf PC Laptops loves you. pclaptops.com (On the mobile site wait until the forth photo for proof. Plus, all their commercials)

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Welcome to Moab. Home of absolutely no AT&T coverage.™

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@hotdogsladies Firefox. profiles. (and be rid of your kid(s) using your instance of Firefox). If you use Safari, I’ve got nothing.

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Some podcasts are really boring.

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@CavanaghTom I’m all geared up for extra L’s, so this is going to be GREAT!

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@shauninman But the development journal will undoubtedly have an interesting write-up about the solution.

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