@cliftonlabrum I’ve changed my razor twice in eight months. #leatherfaceclub
@cliftonlabrum Says a person who also lives in the one non-DST state. And flies planes.
@JimGaffigan @ComedyCentral Watch a mad man for an hour instead of Madmen?
@FieldNotesBrand Free idea: get Field Notes as the official notebook of North Korea - they clearly use lots of them: bbc.com/news/blogs-mag…
@cliftonlabrum You’re a re-gifter!
@PatrickRothfuss Moral of the story: don’t get a hair cut?
@cliftonlabrum Now you just need to get with @nicjohnson, and figure out what it is you both use (app-wise) that is cross-posting this crap.
Apparently I can’t let go of the past, since I just used 2013 when putting a date on something.
@jasonlynes @cliftonlabrum Or Anti-Clifton-Labrums. #neverunderstoodthatnaming
Verifying myself: I am longbored on Keybase.io. wCLgpuIg39-DNN4PR_AdkhR5xlfqr4q-xLuw / keybase.io/longbored/sigs…
@nicjohnson It was how “[you’ve] never felt better,” with a link to some weight loss thing.
@nicjohnson Looks like it’s time to change your password and revoke rights from a few apps.
This just happened. flic.kr/p/nf6m5a
@Icarurs Thanks in advance. It’s pedro at my domain listed in my profile dot com. :)
I am expressing interest in an invite for keybase.io, if somebody cares to share.
@Chris_Clukey @altonbrown We’re mainly just glad it wasn’t Zuul.
@getkirby An auto-incrementing entry ID would be handy as well… which is somewhat related to a tiny url.
@simplebits And an even better book. ;)
@gilbertglee 4 people. So close.
@paulmayne Appears to be a post about subway maps designed by foreigners (to Korea).
I admit it. I love the auto-updated Total Editing Time stat in Word. Simple insight into copy-pasters.
What a great morning. #YNWA
@embassydavies A ttt margin?
@MenInBlazers My optimism was just rewarded. Let’s do this. #YNWA
@MenInBlazers Feeling more optimistic than the previous fans you’ve chosen to RT.
At a kids haircut place. One kid has a four-adult support team. #thisiswhywecanthavenicethings
@willie FYI, I just got hit with a craving for some of that caramel cheese popcorn Jake was selling last year… Too bad it’s LONG gone.
@DavidStensrud Company time for totally non-work-related diversions?
@stevenf Walk into the club like…
@cliftonite That’s spelled localjost.
@PatrickRothfuss View emails grouped by conversation. Problem solved.
@willie RapidWeaver with basically any host?
@willie Just means you’ll miss out on the HomestarRunner updates.