The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

January 2010

Going through a year’s worth of photos. Should have done this more frequently. (Also, not using nouns.)

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Fact: small children easily fall through the back of any folding chair.

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@summers_tyme I’m glad to hear you’ve decided to stop being a vegetarian/vegan. ;)

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There’s a job opening I actually want.

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@cliftonite ITS BECUZ EWE DONT UNDERSTAND THE POWER OF THE CHOCKLOCK

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to cliftonlabrum

@willie I totally agree… but I’m still excited to see what it is.

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My review of Movable Type 5. http://b.lbs.im/2547

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Okay, fine, I’ll finally admit it. I’m curious about Apple’s event today. (p.s. DreamHost)

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Fireworks CS4 for Mac is a royal piece of crap. 90+% of the time I run it, it either quits or I need to force-quit it. Pathetic.

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Sometimes I think people who wear glasses are inferior/superior.

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You know what game I suck at? Checkers. Also, Easter egg hunts and Scrabble. Hopscotch too.

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It’s immensely stupid that Office 2008 for Mac requires you to install Rosetta. I haven’t owned a PowerPC mac for 5 years. Let’s move on.

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@SaraJoyPond I have a 20 of them. Email me the list of people you want to invite.

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I dicovered I wear a lot of the color blue.

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A good way to frustrate a code nerd is to force him to use a web app to do something that’s faster with code. Blargh!

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I don’t understand people who think store-bought food is better than homemade food.

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Just won a great (sur)prize. Saving it for the right moment.

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Thinking I just might finally have finished my conversion to Movable Type 5. More on this later.

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Time to refresh my iPod’s content. I don’t listen to Bush, Goo Goo Dolls or STP much any more. Need more fun., Owl City and Vampire Weekend.

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@willie That sounds like the start to a long day. Gotta love toddlers. <sigh>

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@cliftonite We’ll pretend some US Presidents did “something noble” and that your employer will eventually give you that day off as well.

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@dribbble Seriously… how can I get an invite…

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Dr. King, thanks for the day off work.

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Okay, Domino’s… your new pizza doesn’t suck anywhere near as much as it used to.

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Website pretty much went to pot once I upgraded to Movable Type 5. Spending lots of time to try to get it corrected (and keep MT5).

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$13k medical bill showed up from the accident. For just me.

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176,000 miles. Old commuter cars, FTW.

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@adamengst I’m completely unfamiliar with Excel 2008, but I know in Excel 2007 (on Windows) it _is_ really easy to identify dupes.

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Continual fires. Hard to feel like you’re ever making progress. One of these times the fire is going to burn me out for good.

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Proud of myself. I lasted 4.5 days using Apple’s Magic Mouse before I couldn’t take it any longer. That’s a long time to tolerate that thing

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@cliftonite Finding new semi-random people to follow on @mrtweet. I should find more local people too.

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Extending my Twitterness. I figure I’ve used this thing for long enough it’s okay to experiment with even more people.

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@Blazeorange The huge hole in the pants would only be good for dropping the kids off at the pool.

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You really shouldn’t miss it. Today @amazonmp3 is selling Vampire Weekend’s new album Contra for just $4. http://l.lbs.im/l

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to amazonmp3

Besides Vegas and the Hoover Dam, I’m not sure what purpose Nevada serves.

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Sorry for that last tweet (a pathetic attempt to get a free app for my phone (though @chockenberry is pretty amusing if you’re a mac geek))

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IF U WANT TO BE KUL LIK THE CHOCK YOU SHUD TOTALLY DO DISQO A LA MOAD WITH http://safetylightapp.com BECUZ IT IS AHSUM WITH FLESHY PALMS TWO

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@taddgiles If you like fun.’s album, check out The Format. The Format split, & the lead singer started fun. Pretty similar music. Good stuff

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The world is much more quiet with plugged ears - a side-effect I’ll take any day over vertigo.

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Just ordered a new 27” iMac. So. Freaking. Excited. It’s been WAY too long since I last upgraded.

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Recently, I went to take a the first bite of a meal, and I drooled on my food. Felt like a champ.

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Pretty stoked to give the new Movable Type 5 a whirl.

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@taddgiles “All of your errors are belong to Google.”

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@willie Welcome to Salt Lake… or goodbye, either way.

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Turns out the guy who hit us was first hit by a semi, sending him across the median into our car. Makes me feel so sorry for them.

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Back at the daily-except-when-you-take-two-weeks-off-for-Christmas-or-other-random-breaks-during-the-year-oh-yeah-weekends-too grind.

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My youngest just held out for 18 hours before relenting to a single bite of a new food. I’ve had bosses that wait that many months.

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@willie Plus, talking burgers with a vegan, or whatever he is… that’s bound to be misunderstood. Still, sucks to see local businesses fail

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@willie This whole talk about that local burger joint shows how easily things can get misunderstood, & how poorly sarcasm works on Twitter

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There are three kinds of people in the world - those who can count, and those who can’t.

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