The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

June 2019

The original photos are shocking. The perceived administrative complacency is as well. I lived in El Salvador, with..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…H6

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@jessicahische You’ve got this. I hope things go well today… and for the next few months as well.

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@joenobk I’m aware that most Presidents are far dirtier/shadier than they tend to publicly display. That’s both in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Kw

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I’m repeatedly embarrassed by Trump and his administration. He’s our President, but he’s not meeting my hopes/expec..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…B0

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@jessicahische If you somehow know their carrier, you can _email_ a text message to their number.

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@w_benson Too many people don’t know how to actually enjoy a honeydew - sliced in large wedges, served with accompa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zw

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I keep typing “adhoce” instead of “adhoc”. DMs are open if you want me to type for you.

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@darth I drove past this freeway exit yesterday, and thought of you..pic.twitter.com/W38Tb0P04141

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Tonight I sat next to a couple at a @Dodgers game, who were fresh off a 13 hour flight from Brisbane, Australia. It..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UC

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@rands Recently went on a trip. Realized I only packed @cottonbureau shirts. Great trip.

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@StrongBadActual There’s still time to cash in. I’d buy some.

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@johndilworth @cliftonlabrum @garnerkory Oh man. I use it for stock price checks throughout the day. Triple finger..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bQ

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