August 2018

Plus…
- Pan
- Cotten Tail
- Rabbit
- Piper
- Paul and Mary
- James and John
- and any phallic references

7:13 AM, Aug 30th, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to longbored

The repeated insinuations about my supposed preference for a certain large autumnal orange squash, and an inability..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…at

7:10 AM, Aug 30th, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS

New one-piece gallery at work..pic.twitter.com/sLDYHvjxnNnN

9:09 AM, Aug 28th, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS

And EarthLink.

10:04 PM, Aug 27th, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to longbored

And Real Player.

9:59 PM, Aug 27th, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to longbored

And Palm Desktop 4.2.1.

9:58 PM, Aug 27th, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to longbored

Good thing this computer I’m using has Netscape Communicator 4.77 on it. It’ll go great with this Internet Explorer 5.1.6.

9:21 PM, Aug 27th, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS

My favorite player is retiring. I’m emotionally adrift. What a joy he was to watch. Good luck to him in the next ph..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MU

12:12 PM, Aug 27th, 2018 via Tweetbot for Mac

I mean, c’mon… this isn’t my first frontal lobotomy!

10:55 AM, Aug 26th, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to longbored

Why did Rodeos become the measuring stick for first time experiences? Maybe some alternatives…

“This isn’t my firstwitter.com/i/web/status/1…25MC

10:52 AM, Aug 26th, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS

Clicked so hard my mouse nearly fell off my desk…

“Wait a minute. Roast beef for saaaaaale. Marriages for lemona..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0s

10:54 AM, Aug 23rd, 2018 via Tweetbot for Mac

Clicked so hard my mouse nearly fell of my desk… twitter.com/BadLipReading/…

10:42 AM, Aug 23rd, 2018 via Tweetbot for Mac

I just took the first day of school pictures for the kids, but didn’t use a handheld chalkboard to show their grade..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lo

7:59 AM, Aug 22nd, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS

Transferring to a new computer, so for the first time in months I’ve closed all open documents in @bbedit

4:34 PM, Aug 16th, 2018 via Tweetbot for Mac

If eating Swedish Fish as fast as possible one after another is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

4:06 PM, Aug 16th, 2018 via Tweetbot for Mac

+1

Seems like I’m cleared to eat street tacos from pretty much anywhere now. And apparently a quarter pint of sour milk.

9:38 AM, Aug 13th, 2018 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to longbored

New Gmail has the “Archive” button too close to the “Report Spam” button. I’ve clicked the latter on accident more..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6o

3:14 PM, Aug 10th, 2018 via Tweetbot for Mac

Ate lunch. Fingers crossed. Stomach quiet for now. May pay the price later. If not, my “Steel Stomach Strength Leve..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ag

2:58 PM, Aug 10th, 2018 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to longbored

Seriously debating eating lunch. If I’m going to lose it all, whatever follows will be a ruined food.

11:44 AM, Aug 10th, 2018 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to longbored

I’ve searched the interwebs for potential consequences of my actions. Questioning everything.

10:53 AM, Aug 10th, 2018 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to longbored

Unknowingly consumed some bad dairy (“This oatmeal seems… off. Hm. Probably added too much flax seed.”). I’ll live-tweet the proceedings.

9:53 AM, Aug 10th, 2018 via Tweetbot for Mac

Plums: meh.

10:05 AM, Aug 8th, 2018 via Tweetbot for Mac