The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

August 2018

Plus…
- Pan
- Cotten Tail
- Rabbit
- Piper
- Paul and Mary
- James and John
- and any phallic references

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The repeated insinuations about my supposed preference for a certain large autumnal orange squash, and an inability..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…at

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@darth That would suck.



I’m sorry. I’ll show myself out.

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@joenobk 01001100 01101001 01100011 01101011 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01100010 01100001 01110100 0111010..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…38

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Good thing this computer I’m using has Netscape Communicator 4.77 on it. It’ll go great with this Internet Explorer 5.1.6.

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My favorite player is retiring. I’m emotionally adrift. What a joy he was to watch. Good luck to him in the next ph..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MU

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@manuginobili Congratulations, and thank you. You’ve been a joy to watch, and a great inspiration. I’ll continue to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sz

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@darth YYAFICC…

I’d listen to music by them.

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I mean, c’mon… this isn’t my first frontal lobotomy!

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Why did Rodeos become the measuring stick for first time experiences? Maybe some alternatives…

“This isn’t my firstwitter.com/i/web/status/1…25MC

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Clicked so hard my mouse nearly fell off my desk…

“Wait a minute. Roast beef for saaaaaale. Marriages for lemona..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0s

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Clicked so hard my mouse nearly fell of my desk… twitter.com/BadLipReading/…

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I just took the first day of school pictures for the kids, but didn’t use a handheld chalkboard to show their grade..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lo

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Transferring to a new computer, so for the first time in months I’ve closed all open documents in @bbedit

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If eating Swedish Fish as fast as possible one after another is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

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@IsBook3OutYet Honestly, I both love and hate this account. I just keep repeating this to myself - “Our patience wi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Te

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Seems like I’m cleared to eat street tacos from pretty much anywhere now. And apparently a quarter pint of sour milk.

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New Gmail has the “Archive” button too close to the “Report Spam” button. I’ve clicked the latter on accident more..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6o

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Ate lunch. Fingers crossed. Stomach quiet for now. May pay the price later. If not, my “Steel Stomach Strength Leve..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ag

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Seriously debating eating lunch. If I’m going to lose it all, whatever follows will be a ruined food.

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I’ve searched the interwebs for potential consequences of my actions. Questioning everything.

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Unknowingly consumed some bad dairy (“This oatmeal seems… off. Hm. Probably added too much flax seed.”). I’ll live-tweet the proceedings.

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@Coudal Layer Tennis makes me miss @shauninman (for those of us not cool enough to be on whatever Slack org he’s go..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gK

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