jdsteinbach 🎉 Shirt GIveaway 🎉
As my @cottonbureau Colorado Sun shirt wraps up its run, I’ve got a free shirt coupon to give a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…d8
@danthat Tappy Markle™
@jessicahische Thanks! :)
@jessicahische It’s not showing your list of public playlists…
I simply enjoy the variety and morphing nature of..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Yv
@jessicahische Any chance you’d be willing to make your Discover Weekly playlist public?
@chockenberry I’d say it’s payback for all the times you got/get me… but it’s not even my tweet.
@chockenberry Thinking of you… twitter.com/VarietyFiIm/st…
@SpotifyCares … I’m not optimistic there.
I hoped there was an existing way to repeatedly help with a product I..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…py
@SpotifyCares spotify:track:4hjbxjZpJ8H6qRCzDOGI0M
(At the 1:23, and 1:34 mark)
@SpotifyCares spotify:track:34a295RioFNNKHqfRi3eVd
(At the 1:13 mark)
@SpotifyCares I wasn’t asking about (or suggesting) censoring - I’m saying the songs are mislabeled.
@timjcoulter Thanks to Doctor Brown, it sounds weird not to say “jigawatt”…
@SpotifyCares I frequently find explicit songs not flagged as Explicit. Anything I can do to help fix those?
@cottonbureau Paging all throwbacks…
(I also still proudly sport my state’s version)
#uprollcall twitter.com/chockenberry/s…
@shauninman <obligatory suggestion to blow in it />
My undefeated streak at the annual turkey bowl continues.
As does my streak of non-participation.
Happy Thanksgiving back.
@lenambadr @MenInBlazers Were they talking from the crap part of the conference room?
@MenInBlazers I’m as likely to get that half hour of my life back as Wenger is to ever win a title.

Bring on Thanksgiving…
/cc @cottonbureau pic.twitter.com/hqI7z22XIJ

@simoncholland Time to update iOS on your phone..pic.twitter.com/MCp5a1ZwJdJd
@FacesPics Luchadonions.
@MorganShandro I want a big hug from my family today so I can make it tomorrow.
@cottonbureau But that newsletter is long gone at this point, so I’m quibbling over something that clearly doesn’t matter. I’ll stop. Sorry.
@cottonbureau Seriously though… 18,314 miles away is wrong. That’s the number of kilometers, not miles.
@Coudal iPhone SE
👊
@cottonbureau 75’
@cottonbureau Perth, AUS…. 11,371 miles
@danthat Given that there it is a “Big Mac”, did you also see if they have a regular “Mac” or even a “Biggest Mac”. Asking for a friend.
@audiblesupport @nicjohnson @BrandSanderson I finally got two portions to download (~23 hours). I restarted the app..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…NT
@cottonbureau Sure seems like a HOLLY event… ;)
@nicjohnson @audible_com @BrandSanderson @audiblesupport … I’ve at least been able to download more of the book t..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…MF
This continues to be the best joke I can make on the topic.
I️ don’t need this update. twitter.com/AppleSupport/s…
I am unable to make a better joke than this.
@AppleSupport I️ don’t need this update.
@LFC @patrikberger73 No need for special effects on that one (seriously). That goal is special enough on its own.

danthat This is canonically not true it can cling to the back of a Star Destroyer pic.twitter.com/dlTOIfonZ4
@SQLProApp Done. Thanks for the great tool!
@SQLProApp Any way to make the results pane remember a new size when hidden/re-run?
@stop I think it was the right call. You’ve done, what I think is, an appropriate mix that encourages action, regardless.
@stop @GreaterInk (Subsequently, purchased.)
@stop @GreaterInk Religiously, this is translated to “Faith + Works” - acknowledging both aspects belong together…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…pz
@BrandSanderson Insert the obligatory joke about how you got my email address wrong.
siri melt all snow on the streets sidewalks and driveways I interact with for my lifetime
First snowflakes spotted in my direct vicinity. Commence winter mental funk.
@danthat It’s easier to get a new keyboard than new jokes amiright
@danthat I would not. Too many Americans think thats a game you play with your hands. Plus, I don’t know what a bir..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…RB
@chockenberry I’d like to react to this, as opposed to fave/like/respond.
A talent I don’t include on my resume/bio: really good at forgetting to set timers when baking.
It happened twice more. I finally was so tired I couldn’t keep tweeting. #parentood
Ditto.
Just dry heaves this time.
Loud dry heaves.
But hey, no changing of sheets this time, or bathing a child. So, win?
Again.
For you data nerds out there, this one also included 11 dry heaves.
Sweet dreams.
Middle of the night kid vomit.
Sounds like your night of sleep isn’t/wasn’t all that bad, comparatively.
@therealbradg I was born to be a good guy and I didn’t know how to make it happen.
@daringfireball At least they don’t ship with Android ;)
@Mathewh AOL keyword __________ (that should mix it up from the normal responses you’ll get)
Well, at least there’s the credit…twitter.com/BrianReganComi…7x
This is the form my grief has taken.
Sports are stupid.
At least Marlins Man is nowhere to be seen.