The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

November 2017

jdsteinbach 🎉 Shirt GIveaway 🎉
As my @cottonbureau Colorado Sun shirt wraps up its run, I’ve got a free shirt coupon to give a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…d8

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@jessicahische It’s not showing your list of public playlists…

I simply enjoy the variety and morphing nature of..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Yv

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@jessicahische Any chance you’d be willing to make your Discover Weekly playlist public?

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@chockenberry I’d say it’s payback for all the times you got/get me… but it’s not even my tweet.

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@SpotifyCares … I’m not optimistic there.

I hoped there was an existing way to repeatedly help with a product I..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…py

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@SpotifyCares spotify:track:4hjbxjZpJ8H6qRCzDOGI0M
(At the 1:23, and 1:34 mark)

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@SpotifyCares spotify:track:34a295RioFNNKHqfRi3eVd
(At the 1:13 mark)

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@SpotifyCares I wasn’t asking about (or suggesting) censoring - I’m saying the songs are mislabeled.

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@timjcoulter Thanks to Doctor Brown, it sounds weird not to say “jigawatt”…

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@SpotifyCares I frequently find explicit songs not flagged as Explicit. Anything I can do to help fix those?

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@cottonbureau Paging all throwbacks…

(I also still proudly sport my state’s version)

twitter.com/chockenberry/s…

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@shauninman <obligatory suggestion to blow in it />

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My undefeated streak at the annual turkey bowl continues.

As does my streak of non-participation.

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Happy Thanksgiving back.

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@lenambadr @MenInBlazers Were they talking from the crap part of the conference room?

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@MenInBlazers I’m as likely to get that half hour of my life back as Wenger is to ever win a title.

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@MorganShandro I want a big hug from my family today so I can make it tomorrow.

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@cottonbureau But that newsletter is long gone at this point, so I’m quibbling over something that clearly doesn’t matter. I’ll stop. Sorry.

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@cottonbureau Seriously though… 18,314 miles away is wrong. That’s the number of kilometers, not miles.

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@danthat Given that there it is a “Big Mac”, did you also see if they have a regular “Mac” or even a “Biggest Mac”. Asking for a friend.

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@audiblesupport @nicjohnson @BrandSanderson I finally got two portions to download (~23 hours). I restarted the app..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…NT

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This continues to be the best joke I can make on the topic.

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I am unable to make a better joke than this.

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@LFC @patrikberger73 No need for special effects on that one (seriously). That goal is special enough on its own.

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danthat This is canonically not true it can cling to the back of a Star Destroyer pic.twitter.com/dlTOIfonZ4

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@SQLProApp Any way to make the results pane remember a new size when hidden/re-run?

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@stop I think it was the right call. You’ve done, what I think is, an appropriate mix that encourages action, regardless.

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@stop @GreaterInk Religiously, this is translated to “Faith + Works” - acknowledging both aspects belong together…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…pz

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@BrandSanderson Insert the obligatory joke about how you got my email address wrong.

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siri melt all snow on the streets sidewalks and driveways I interact with for my lifetime

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First snowflakes spotted in my direct vicinity. Commence winter mental funk.

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@danthat It’s easier to get a new keyboard than new jokes amiright

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@danthat I would not. Too many Americans think thats a game you play with your hands. Plus, I don’t know what a bir..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…RB

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@chockenberry I’d like to react to this, as opposed to fave/like/respond.

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A talent I don’t include on my resume/bio: really good at forgetting to set timers when baking.

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It happened twice more. I finally was so tired I couldn’t keep tweeting.

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Just dry heaves this time.

Loud dry heaves.

But hey, no changing of sheets this time, or bathing a child. So, win?

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Again.

For you data nerds out there, this one also included 11 dry heaves.

Sweet dreams.

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Middle of the night kid vomit.

Sounds like your night of sleep isn’t/wasn’t all that bad, comparatively.

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@therealbradg I was born to be a good guy and I didn’t know how to make it happen.

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@daringfireball At least they don’t ship with Android ;)

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@Mathewh AOL keyword __________ (that should mix it up from the normal responses you’ll get)

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This is the form my grief has taken.

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Sports are stupid.

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At least Marlins Man is nowhere to be seen.

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