@MittRomney I hope you vote your conscience. It’d be nice if it matched mine, but that’s a separate issue.
@utahpadre At this point, I’m of the opinion that the title for the year be vacated, and stats for the year (for an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fp
@Mathewh My washer went out today. I’m sorry, buddy.
Doh!
(And the V)
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@cameronmoll @getkirby Is my jam. It’s so good.
Just got a sneak preview of a breakfast sandwich and donuts at Duck Donuts in South Jordan. Super tasty.
@BrandSanderson Do you have “dress t-shirts”? Serious question.
There simply isn’t time nor sufficient energy to correct all the falsehoods on the internet.
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@janvanwtf What. Oh man.
@janvanwtf Someone?
My third child is surprised by how infrequently I have thumb wars at work.