@rands That’s just something old people say.
14.8 lbs of candy + 2 kids = no chance they’ll ever know how much of it we’ll take/eat/trash.
@Paulseys Lol. Uh, you missed a spot, or something. ;)
Okay Miami Herald, don’t print a full-page ad/congratulations for the Rangers tomorrow.
Every team @gruber picked to win a series this post season lost.
@chockenberry IF THE EYECON ISN’T A BLUE CIRKEL IT DOESN’T BELONG ON MY OS AMIRIGHT
I’m pretty sure that Donald Trump is just wearing butterscotch cotton candy on his head. Prove me wrong.
@panic The phone verification called me twice - while I was on the phone with it already, it left a voicemail. Julie’s questions were great.
@Dodgers Nice typo(s?) on that page. Have you parents help you spell check. ;)
@cliftonite It would have been awesome if you would have yelled “The buck stops here!” right after. AmIRight?!
@cliftonite That’s the cheap way to get yourself some doe.
A dozen spewings throughout the night. #thejoysofparenthood #flu
Did I just miss the whole “pull down at the top of the screen on iOS and access a bunch of stuff” feature notification?
@rands They missed Wall Street’s estimates, but not their own guidance. twitter.com/macjournals/st…
@chockenberry GIVE HER SOME GREEN IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
iOS 5 doesn’t resume playing audiobooks at double speed if you get a phone call while listening, FYI. #bug
Back to back iCloud emails: Welcome. Your storage is almost full, but you can buy more. <sigh />
@willie Yeah, it’s a mailing list thing right now. I imagine it’ll show up soon enough.
Pretty excited for the new @FieldNotesBrand Fire Spotter Edition. That new dot grid pattern is awesome.
@Mathewh @theniffer I think I mentioned this last year or maybe the year before, but it’s our anniversary as well (9 years). Congrats!
Just got a paper cut. Hello weekend.
Thought different.
@clashmore dEVEL ALL THE THINGS.
@DavidStensrud What days/nights are you performing?
Totally unrelated to what you’re watching/reading right now: youtube.com/watch?v=VJNBfB…
Cancelled my Netflix account. No hard feelings, I promise.
@enkulu Very very cool. It’ll be fun to watch it all unfold. Be sure to take full advantage of the open house. Great missionary opportunity.
@enkulu Where in South Africa are you? Will the Durban Temple be closer for you, or are you way out in Cape Town or something like that?
bluthquotes #ArrestedDevelopment to return for fourth season. bluthfamilyreunion.com/41/arrested-de… Taste the happy.