The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

February 2020

@FortuneCookieBI As a feral-pig-fearing man, I swear the whole tweet was true.

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I just overheard someone say, “You’re going to have to do an average of an average” and I didn’t run out of the…TF

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I dropped my donut on the floor in a very public space. 3 second rule doesn’t apply there.

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@cabel Do you feel heavy-hearted telling us about this?

I’ll show myself out.

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I have kids older than this who can’t spell as well as Isaiah, and they’re probably not as qyet as him either.…

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