@FortuneCookieBI As a feral-pig-fearing man, I swear the whole tweet was true.
I just overheard someone say, “You’re going to have to do an average of an average” and I didn’t run out of the bui..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TF
I dropped my donut on the floor in a very public space. 3 second rule doesn’t apply there.
In-app purchases. twitter.com/EssexCanning/s…
@cabel Do you feel heavy-hearted telling us about this?
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I’ll show myself out.
I have kids older than this who can’t spell as well as Isaiah, and they’re probably not as qyet as him either. twitter.com/HelloKennedi/s…
cowards