LayerTennis Thanks for being REALLY REALLY REALLY patient. #lyt4
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@jasonlynes Too bad the team is so awful. #gododgers
@jjustice @willie Be sure to enable it in the account settings. I’ve found that iCloud works better than TweetMarker. flic.kr/p/ouUiuy
@willie I love the Tweetbot family of apps. Perfect syncing. Effective interfaces.
@hthunsaker I wish the first one said “Paul” instead, though honestly, I’m sick of that guy getting paid with my money.
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Nailed it.
@MenInBlazers Just drove past an NBC Sports semi. Glad, but also disappointed, to see Rebecca Lowe wasn’t driving it.
@cliftonlabrum I’m geeking out over both the personal history, as well as the design and style of the ticket stubs, clippings, letters, etc.
Found my grandmother’s scrapbook from a year-long trip to England and Europe in 1947-8. It’s amazing.
@willie Did you try restarting?
@emojidoll me
@hthunsaker As I would say to somebody who thinks they know everything, “Sounds like you’ve got it all figured out.” And just walk away.
Unrelated: my World Cup bracket is shot. Again.
Where’s the animated gif for a post-conference-call-self-immolation?
Words said in a prayer that I don’t think I’ve said before: “I’m thankful for hot water.”
My non-typo version: I told my kids I’d give them $1 if they could lick the end of their elbow. They tried for 30 minutes. Good times.
@cliftonlabrum You’ve never seen their elbows. Really hard to like those things. Horrific things. Easy to lick. Hard to like.
@FortuneCookieBI I… don’t know. That shower was pretty bad. I’ll take the bill over experiencing that daily.
@MenInBlazers “@amazingcube: Tim Howard saves Matthew Crawley
#ThingsTimHowardCouldSave l.lbs.im/1q”
Water heater broke. Not looking forward to my morning shower.
Told my kids I’d give them $1 if they could like the end of their elbow. Best. Thing. Ever.
These days Fletch would have had a second person in the room with Dr. Jellyfingers.
@YouAreCarrying inventory
Okay. I’ll bite. I’m ⌛️😴🏄 on Emojli, because, like @rands, I sign up for nearly everything… and rarely stick around.
@MenInBlazers #Tico4LifeWellThatsNotTechnicallyTrueJustTico4AfterTheUSAIsOutOfTheWorldCup Let’s get this trending. #warpig #guerracerdo