The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

December 2013

@rands Games can have puzzle characteristics, but a puzzle isn’t a game. You play games, but you don’t play puzzles. You do/solve them.

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@therobfoster And number four is an unsolicited bathroom scale.

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cnissan “I killed a Lord today!” The Twelve Days of Christmas @mcsweeneys bit.ly/189UTVf

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@cliftonite Who exactly is “we”?

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Smaug review: should have kept it to two movies. Can’t wait to see the dwalvish little ‘uns.

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@stevenf Where’s Charlie Sheen?

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@beep I didn’t know Uber rented tanks…

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Developers! Developers! Developers! Developers! Developers!

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@DavidStensrud You might actually feel that way by the time Carol finishes…

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@cliftonite I think that would be an awful thing to have in a spin… hashtag dead hashtag goose

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@pixelworkers I’m open to alternate shirts and am similarly opposed to their advertising style

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@therobfoster *****THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN FILTERED FOR CONTENT REGARDING ITEMS OUTSIDE OF THE ZION CURTAIN AND ‘MURICA*****

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@therobfoster I guess that’s spelled Bruges. Whatever. I’m American. I don’t know anything about the world.

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@therobfoster I can’t go to Bruge’s right now. I’m “working”.

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@DavidStensrud Dare I inquire or is this better in person?

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@cliftonite @dnstevenson @paulmayne And 365 days of it being hotter than Hell (MI).

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@stevealfandre My favorite was how somebody back in the day had spray painted “Surrender Dorothy” on a train overpass as you head westbound.

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@therobfoster And all along I thought it was only available for carry-out.

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Shaving it off… Happy un-Movember to youflic.kr/p/hZvxrfRx

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