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July 2019

@IsBook3OutYet The suspense over these past months is killing me…

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@AppleNews Your article titles (over the past few days) have taken a turn towards click-bait, instead of newsworthy. Was this intentional?

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@joenobk As a kid I would have loved for something like this to happen to me. It’s hard to have a parent gone for s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qW

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No… YOU’VE watched it like 5 times and started up again each time.

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What makes me cry? Videos of deployed soldiers surprising their kids and family.

Every. time.

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@codeuncommenter @willie IIRC, they’re pies you eat in Las Vegas. ¡Que delicioso!

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@joenobk That would only get people to claim we need Sarah Palin to build a wall in back yard.

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@cabel And having tried them - Fillows also wins flavor/texture-wise. That’s a _crazy_ dangerous cereal.

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@tyrone_finnis @RealTimeWWII Sure, and food, and a variety of raw materials. I’m curious how the 20th century would..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…W5

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@RealTimeWWII “This little amount here represents how many of us will survive this foray into Russia. This whole th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…s2

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@darth would you simply ride the sorter and find a new home for all the potatoes they need homes no matter what i a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…re

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@joenobk @danthat maybe it is natural and he grew it while he was in those four non concurrent year of college

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@danthat if i sign up for his courses can i get a hole in my t-shirt near my right armpit as well i hope so it will..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…V1

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@playdate And why did they need to feature it in yellow… <sigh>. I’m still on board with you ;) twitter.com/NintendoAmeric…

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@USTakeBureau @ryanlawler @darth Okay. I honestly couldn’t tell if there was good-hearted trolling involved or not.

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@ryanlawler @USTakeBureau @darth … no, but seriously, this is Robert Redford in the gif.

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My fourth grade English teacher wouldn’t let us write “etc” unless we could spell the full “et cetera”. Unsurprisin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rk

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@hankrsmith With a fart/booger/poop reference as well.

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@USWNT Hey @ussoccer, you’re in the wrong on their pay. You’ve needed to fix that for a long time. Make it happen.

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I’m pretty proud of our @USWNT. Great result. Great players.

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@jesseagler @utahpadre There have been 3 Blue Moons in that time, in case you were wondering.

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@BrianReganComic Here I was, like a MORON, putting them on a string to hang them around my house in celebration. Th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…w7

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@joenobk I don’t fault their logic. I’ve seen the gangs first-hand. It’d be a difficult decision to stay/go regardl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oZ

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@joenobk Sure. I’ve seen families with fathers who died on the trip here. It’s dangerous. People really should thin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qy

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