cliftonlabrum A convenient new feature in iOS 7: d.pr/i/GBcD
Hey Employer, I’ll make you a trade: save your money/time on all the Halloween stuff, and just give me the day off instead.
@Support I’d love to be able to disable the new automatic showing of inline images while using the desktop website.
@tapbots Fastest insta-buy in a while.
@chockenberry I THINK THEY MEANT CHOCKLOCK RT @FactHive TODAY IS INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY!
@Mathewh It would be more notable to say you _didn’t_ feel like eating poutine for dinner tonight… then we’d know something was wrong.
@cliftonite More like “You ordered something they told you all along would ship Oct 28. Then, you left the country as the date approached.”
willie I do not want your paperless billing unless you can offer me a PDF attachment to an email as a replacement.
@BeeKeepr @MathieuVuitton It’s important to note they found this in lab rats. It’s technically true, but that’s like saying bug zappers kill
@Draplin What’s the best way to convey a good hug, a pat on the back, and a compassionate ear through a tweet? Insert that here.
@willie Pretty tasty stuff. I like the sweet and salty combo. I hope Jake has a great time and learns a lot.
@willie The real question is - how much goes to my waistline? flic.kr/p/gyJZbG
@cliftonite And their national igloo.
@willie Scouts + your son = sold. Double Caramel Crunch with a hint of cheese, on its way.
Hey guys, I just learned my Indian name: “Walks with a creaking sound in his left knee”. Fearsome, I know.
@notch The important thing is just to make something you’d want to play, don’t give up, and be okay with the fact you won’t please everyone.
@DavidStensrud “Why is there a piece of shoe on your head?”
@DavidStensrud Every time they say “church” you take the sacrament? HashtagNotTheDrinkingYouHadInMind
@gilbertglee NaN != Naan. That’s the best joke I could come up with there.
@jasonlynes I knew this day would come. We’re not talking until this series is done. (Not that we’ve ever really talked before.)
I’m going to stop reading books, since the authors I like keep dying.