The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

September 2016

@cottonbureau Not to mention, of course, being the tag line for Liverpool Football Club, and wannabe Scousers worldwide ;)

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Well, in my dream, the Tsunami headed towards Utah was huge.

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I again have one of those non-loading voicemails, because iOS.

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The Google Hangouts Chrome app is a pile of crap… at least for Mac.

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@dubsmith919 Congratulations! (Her initials are the airport code for Augusta Regional in… Georgia. I hope she gets to visit there one day)

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@dubsmith919 Congratulations! (Her initials are the airport code for Augusta Regional in… Georgia. I hope she gets to visit there on day.)

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@CanSpice FWIW, I got 211.59 on an SE with iOS 10.0.1

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@dubsmith919 I’d play you, but somebody threw away my favorite slammer, thinking it was an old knock-out seal. Oh well.

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@dubsmith919 Nobody wants to be that creepy guy that stares hopefully at people as they walk past the break room, hoping they’ll play pogs.

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@dubsmith919 Too late. I gave it to a homeless guy with a wide open zipper.

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PSA: If you lost the pull tab of your Ogio bag zipper, let me know in the next hour, and I’ll grab it for you. pic.twitter.com/QUAilvZon9

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@FortuneCookieBI I was hoping you’d forgotten how much I’d pay you for cutting off your beard when it got this long. ;)

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@tweetbot @boxbrown Same thing happened to me. This worked, but only when I quit Tweetbot, ran it, and restarted the application.

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If I had a dollar for every time I’ve tried to look in the non-existent side-view mirrors while on public transit, I’d have like… $5.

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My third: “I wish my name was Ron, and your name was Ron.”
Me: “…”

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Attached SE to a computer I’d never synced with, and it was able to install (no factory restore needed).

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Installing 10 put my SE into Recovery Mode… still pending whether or not it’ll require a factory restore.

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simoncholland Like a paper boy but with a t-shirt cannon and a satchel full of breakfast burritos.

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I just met this guy on @RideUTA, and he asked me to spread the word. Promise kept: youtube.com/watch?v=cGh4S1…

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Serious question: do selfies need to be taken from a location higher than one’s face to count?

Okay, not a serious question.

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If you’re advertising your Yard Sale with a painted plywood sign nailed to a tree, your sign should read “Too lazy to go to the dump”

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I wonder if the creators of the USB plug ever feel remorse about the pain and suffering they’ve inflicted on hundreds of millions of people.

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I’m late on this, but I just got a deck of Union playing cards by @jayfletcherdesign and @theory11. They’re gorgeous. So well done.

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