The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

December 20th, 2008

Thanks for not putting glitter in your Christmas card, or any other card to me… seriously.

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@PattiAnastasia I doubt you needed all this time to make you truly thankful for electricity - just another bad joke by the power company.

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