The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

May 1st, 2009

Convinced my daughter that Gibberish is an official language, I know how to speak it, and I have taught her select phrases in it.

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Why is Microsoft still providing download time estimates for 56k? Do people know what that means anymore?

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Are the reconstituted peas or corn kernals the worst part of the cup (‘o) noodles?

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