The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

June 29th, 2009

.@cliftonite “Industrial strength” is at least better than “fiduciary strength” or “auto-industrial strength”

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The idiot on the chip commercials who wipes his hand down his shirt after crumbling a bunch of chips - he deserves to have a dirty shirt.

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Left hand’s thumb pit has hurt for more than a week. No clue what I did. Time to call in support.

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