The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

July 9th, 2009

“My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to get the silent treatment.”

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“Drooler? Fueler? Tooler? What’s that kid’s name and where is he?”

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Sprinkler sprung. In for the long haul for this fire drill.

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Fire alarm. No smoke, probably a drill. A huge time-wasting drill for a dinky three story building.

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