The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

December 31st, 2009

Finishing this year off on a high note - beat my wife three games in a row at Racko. Suck on that, 2009.

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Whoever invented glitter needs to be punched.

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Your mom goes to college. No, seriously. She does.

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