The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

February 1st, 2010

Didn’t anybody ever make fun of MJ for his blatant fashion missteps?

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Letting the first domain name I purchased expire. RIP Paul isn’t here (en espaƱol).

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Really, Mr. Goodbar is a crappy candy bar. Besides being mixed in with other tiny candy bars, I’m not sure who intentionally buys them.

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