Seeming like the rapture is a rupture. All those not surprised by this get to go to sleep tonight.
Jiggity jig. #homeagain^2
Pretty sure I just got raptured. Wait, no. I meant grazed by a stranger at the airport.
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Seeming like the rapture is a rupture. All those not surprised by this get to go to sleep tonight.
Jiggity jig. #homeagain^2
Pretty sure I just got raptured. Wait, no. I meant grazed by a stranger at the airport.