The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

March 31st, 2012

I’ve never been to Red Lobster. Usually the response to that statement is, “Really?” not “Oh, you’re really missing out.” Here goes nothing.

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Home internet down for 12 hours. Call the service line, it turns on, yet they claim they didn’t do anything. Riiiiight.

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