The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

April 25th, 2012

Seriously, I love Super Mario Bros 3. P-wings, N-spades, coin ships, white mushroom houses, and of course - Tanooki Mario.

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Also: spontaneously generated balls of fire which you can throw/bounce towards others? Even in water? Get real.

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Let’s be honest: building giant flying ships as a deterrent or test of one’s skill is a waste of money.

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@cliftonite It was the full dose of _something_. It was either that or pills twice daily. No thanks.

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@cliftonite They gave me a shot, and sent me on my way. At least last night’s fever of 103 is gone. <insert reference to Hot Blooded here/>

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