The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

July 6th, 2012

@dcharrison Nobody going has to be in the military. You just need somebody in the military to BUY them (at a base/fort).

via Twitter for Mac in reply to dcharrison

@willie I’ll give you $5 if you do your whole expense report on 12x12 paper. And use a glitter pen.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to willie

Cheddar JalapeƱo Cheetos count as both a vegetable and a dairy, right? Asking for a friend.

via Twitter for Mac

@dcharrison Military discounts at Disneyland are incredible. 3-day park hoppers are $100, and you can spread out the 3 days.

via web in reply to dcharrison

@pixelworkers Suggestion: just print 1 Salt Lake shirt. I’ll buy it. Fine, print 5. I’ll buy ‘em.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to pixelworkers

@butterflyb Hopefully you got one of those new retina screens. They seem super slick.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to butterflyb