The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

July 17th, 2013

@shauninman Play it sideways, borrow a bathrobe, and have a squid at your back. Also, it looks like your pupils need to be dilated.

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@DavidStensrud I think they’re on the next train car over.

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@MenInBlazers Are pets allowed? Can I bring my War Pig?

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