The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

October 21st, 2013

@Mathewh It would be more notable to say you _didn’t_ feel like eating poutine for dinner tonight… then we’d know something was wrong.

via web in reply to Mathewh

@cliftonite More like “You ordered something they told you all along would ship Oct 28. Then, you left the country as the date approached.”

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to cliftonlabrum