The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

August 13th, 2015

@strudefiles I always thought you smelled like onions.

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To all who still refuse to bow down to the tyranny of deodorant, we salute you. Wait. No. Scratch that. Reverse it. Actually, don’t scratch.

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