@MenInBlazers 4 things - “1… 2… C… but most of all…”
Such suboptimal listings.
Regardless of this weird relationship, poison rears, floating objects, fleeting talents, misguided pipe usage, and more, I love the games.
We see the Princess with Bowser more than with Mario. Maybe the story has been flipped, and we didn’t know it? (my head asplode!)
Bowser is just looking for getaways with the princess, but not to keep her permanently. Maybe Princess is okay with this, but just acting?
fire-wielding talents, and other skills… but in exchange grants koopas a poison derriere? Seems like he just likes playing hard to get.
Bowser was plotting this adventure, but decided to give Mario some assistance in the form of coins, growth-inducing fungus…
What does the job posting look like for the coins-for-life exchanger?
Required skills:
Ability to count to 100
Must be able to make change
Plus, why keep your surplus coins out for anybody to claim? Plus, why store them in well-marked locations [ ? ] ?
(Apart from wielding that skill on tubes, blocks, and plant-bearing tube/pipes)
Why is somebody leaving coins floating mid-air? If you had the ability to make things float like that, isn’t there a better application?
Who in their right mind would see a gigantic, toothy, (possible fire-breathing) plant recede into a tube, then decide to enter said tube?
Also, Super Mario World spread the misinformation that large, shell-bound creatures can safely be removed from (and reintroduced to) shells.
Maybe any shell-based creature that is your height (or half it - depending on your fungus consumption) _can_ hurt you just by touch.
How is it that the back of a koopa hurts Mario? Rear-protruding spikes on a tail or feet? It looks like all shell…
@willie But everybody knows “media access control” should be abbreviated that way. ;)
I feel like a rebel with this Totoro review: gorgeous, weird, a bit boring. 6/10.