The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

May 10th, 2016

@Dodgers I miss the bubble machine. If it will show up in the dugout, let me know where to ship one.

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@shauninman Loss of personal space. Strange smells. Later, your stuff is inexplicably missing for a while. Also, you get “snacks”.

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