@simoncholland No, because then I’d feel like I should delete mine… twitter.com/longbored/stat…
Okay, now for real. I’m done. We now return you to your regularly scheduled (1-a-day?) tweeting.

When you go to put on your favorite @cottonbureau shirt, and realize it’s dirty. pic.twitter.com/xTxoFYOr7E

When you a random person you follow spams your feed with stuff you’d rather not read. (I’m done.) pic.twitter.com/PeOmZm0eoO

When that really good @pluralsight course you were watching ends. pic.twitter.com/U52gOprnR6

When you underdressed, and only have a parka to cover you up. pic.twitter.com/vLtqSLX8PF

When you realize the coupon expired, just as you were going to use it. pic.twitter.com/azYtS2n0cM

When your new password doesn’t fit the non-two-factor-authentication-website’s password guidelines. pic.twitter.com/ce0NpYv5dM

When you get woken up 45 minutes before you know your alarm is going to go off, and you can’t go back to sleep. pic.twitter.com/dddRfc5qzD

When you try to press Esc, but you press F1 instead (and, of course, the help viewer is taking _forever_ to launch). pic.twitter.com/jowXpWlNyT

When your Prime delivery stretches to a third day. (#firstworldproblems) pic.twitter.com/xtkZcAJlpm

When you forgot it’s Taco Tuesday, and you packed a lunch. pic.twitter.com/y85W2F4752

When you realize you left your @FieldNotesBrand notebook in your other pants (or suit). pic.twitter.com/ibuKBTcuM1

When your question gets flagged as a duplicate on Stack Overflow, but your question is different. pic.twitter.com/9mlqvAu6J2

When you realize it’s a 1-based index, instead of a 0-based index. pic.twitter.com/LmxXYaYgET

When there’s no wifi, and you didn’t save the playlist for offline listening. /cc @Spotify pic.twitter.com/f49GJ5IaWP

When you run the test again, but forgot to save the code. pic.twitter.com/Us76hKygnW

When the key is Alt instead of Command. pic.twitter.com/9Xi1aqrqNg

When they release new phones, but you just upgraded. pic.twitter.com/IuQqEbqsdK