The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

September 22nd, 2016

@dubsmith919 I’d play you, but somebody threw away my favorite slammer, thinking it was an old knock-out seal. Oh well.

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@dubsmith919 Nobody wants to be that creepy guy that stares hopefully at people as they walk past the break room, hoping they’ll play pogs.

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@dubsmith919 Too late. I gave it to a homeless guy with a wide open zipper.

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PSA: If you lost the pull tab of your Ogio bag zipper, let me know in the next hour, and I’ll grab it for you. pic.twitter.com/QUAilvZon9

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