The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

October 18th, 2016

@timjcoulter I’m ready for the one-two checker.

Seriously though, they’ll need to play up that “I like the way you comb your hair” line.

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@dubsmith919 The campaign wouldn’t last long, given my slogan… but it’d be fun while it lasted.

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@dubsmith919 Solid platform. I’d probably vote for you.

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