@darth Somebody would sneak in one of those things-that-are-clearly-not-one-word-despite-all-the-hyphens-and-also-too-many-@’s-I’m-serious
@danthat Slowly slide a piece of cardboard under the bucket, turn the whole thing upside down. Take the mouse elsewhere… to die.
@danthat What is the surface under the bucket? Carpet? Tile?
@RepMiaLove This was wrong, Mia, and hurts _far_ more than it helps.
(the down thide to theethe tweetth ith that thome will mith that I’m jutht making fun of thith thilly day)
FYI, an interdental lisp is easier to correct than a lateral lisp. #interdentallispawarenessday
(My coworkers thought I was nuts.)
(four tweets for one joke. I’m not sure it was worth it. Last year I spoke with a lisp until the mid-afternoon for the same joke.)
So… Happy Interdental Lisp Awareness Day
“A lateral lisp often sounds ‘wet’ or ‘slushy’ because you can hear the sounds of saliva.”
“A lateral lisp occurs when air escapes over the sides of the tongue.”
“An interdental (frontal) lisp occurs when the tongue sticks out between the front teeth. This error makes /s/ and /z/ sound like ‘th’”