The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

May 4th, 2017

@darth Somebody would sneak in one of those things-that-are-clearly-not-one-word-despite-all-the-hyphens-and-also-too-many-@’s-I’m-serious

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@danthat Slowly slide a piece of cardboard under the bucket, turn the whole thing upside down. Take the mouse elsewhere… to die.

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@danthat What is the surface under the bucket? Carpet? Tile?

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@RepMiaLove This was wrong, Mia, and hurts _far_ more than it helps.

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(the down thide to theethe tweetth ith that thome will mith that I’m jutht making fun of thith thilly day)

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FYI, an interdental lisp is easier to correct than a lateral lisp.

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(My coworkers thought I was nuts.)

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(four tweets for one joke. I’m not sure it was worth it. Last year I spoke with a lisp until the mid-afternoon for the same joke.)

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So… Happy Interdental Lisp Awareness Day

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“A lateral lisp often sounds ‘wet’ or ‘slushy’ because you can hear the sounds of saliva.”

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“A lateral lisp occurs when air escapes over the sides of the tongue.”

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“An interdental (frontal) lisp occurs when the tongue sticks out between the front teeth. This error makes /s/ and /z/ sound like ‘th’”

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