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August 21st, 2017

What’s the return policy on these eclipse glasses?

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Imagine being the moon right now. So much pressure to perform.

Don’t mess it up, moon.

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@darth Very important pupper/bandit swimming..twitter.com/_CaitlynNicole…QJ

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