The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

November 5th, 2017

@chockenberry I’d like to react to this, as opposed to fave/like/respond.

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A talent I don’t include on my resume/bio: really good at forgetting to set timers when baking.

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It happened twice more. I finally was so tired I couldn’t keep tweeting.

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Just dry heaves this time.

Loud dry heaves.

But hey, no changing of sheets this time, or bathing a child. So, win?

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Again.

For you data nerds out there, this one also included 11 dry heaves.

Sweet dreams.

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Middle of the night kid vomit.

Sounds like your night of sleep isn’t/wasn’t all that bad, comparatively.

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