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August 10th, 2018

New Gmail has the “Archive” button too close to the “Report Spam” button. I’ve clicked the latter on accident more..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6o

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Ate lunch. Fingers crossed. Stomach quiet for now. May pay the price later. If not, my “Steel Stomach Strength Leve..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ag

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Seriously debating eating lunch. If I’m going to lose it all, whatever follows will be a ruined food.

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I’ve searched the interwebs for potential consequences of my actions. Questioning everything.

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Unknowingly consumed some bad dairy (“This oatmeal seems… off. Hm. Probably added too much flax seed.”). I’ll live-tweet the proceedings.

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