The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

September 5th, 2018

- Your child’s vomit in the middle of the night - 1… but let’s be honest, you’re going to touch it, because that..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QW

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- Eat (even more rotten) huitlacoche - 6

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Maybe we should start a guide
- A dead bat found in your front yard, missing one wing - 1
- A discussion about the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Tm

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Is there a set of rules dictating the length of the pole you wouldn’t use to touch an undesirable thing? “I wouldn’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Im

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