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January 16th, 2019

@Blazeorange “Snap Into* A Slim Jim!”

*(but don’t try to chew)

Asterisks are really hard to hear.

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@nextdraft “Sir Mix-A-Clot” had me laughing out loud at my desk. (And it hardly would have been my first time when reading the newsletter.)

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tl;dr - 5 bites didn’t pass QC.

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I know it’s technically a different product… but maybe Macho Man Randy Savage’s end-of-Slim-Jim-commercial smile..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RH

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First bite. This is going to be an adventure.

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I just started eating a Matador Original Snack Stick. Let’s see how long I can make it before I get to one of those..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mw

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