@Blazeorange “Snap Into* A Slim Jim!”
*(but don’t try to chew)
Asterisks are really hard to hear.
@nextdraft “Sir Mix-A-Clot” had me laughing out loud at my desk. (And it hardly would have been my first time when reading the newsletter.)
tl;dr - 5 bites didn’t pass QC.
I know it’s technically a different product… but maybe Macho Man Randy Savage’s end-of-Slim-Jim-commercial smile..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RH
First bite. This is going to be an adventure.
I just started eating a Matador Original Snack Stick. Let’s see how long I can make it before I get to one of those..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mw
@cabel Also seems up your alley… twitter.com/MoreYamasan/st…