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November 14th, 2019

@FortuneCookieBI that one is easy - the other two are to give to your dogs. everybody wins

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I can’t imagine being an octopus and trying to put gloves on each tentacle. It’s not just that there are eight, but..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…K4

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