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December 25th, 2019

Something that would usually have me go right back to sleep, instead has me awake likely for good. I would have pre..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mp

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As an adult with children of my own, I simply wish I could quit thinking about it all, and get some sleep - I know..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yn

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The watch came loose, and I didn’t wake up. I still have rubberband lines on my face from this event (okay, not really).

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Several of us were sleeping in the same room, and I didn’t want to wake them up (hence not using an alarm clock).

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As a child, I once used large rubber bands to hold a watch’s alarm close to my ear, so I would wake up early to see what Santa brought.

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